January 2011
22 posts
1 tag
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
atomicsasquatch:
every fucking day
Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
jacob2:
radzmatadz:
This is fucking adorable.
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“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go...
Really, CMS? No school? AGAIN? Get a grip.
Fuck CMS Dx
In movies:
mycompromise:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
What's the name of your penis?
yourmomisarepublican:
Vlad the Impaler.
Fuck snow.
My parent thinks it’s too icy for me to walk to my friend’s house so I’m stuck in my room rewatching old episodes of Big Love and eating pizza
Reblog if you're a lip biter.